"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."

— Charles Darwin

"Penny Daily is like a dog in heat at the dog park."

"She is a 'spaz'. She is the only person I have ever met that I have felt is deserving her own show."

"She may be the funniest person I've ever met"

"She has the ability to 'feel' the crowd. She goes just beyond the line they had drawn of what is acceptable to do say out-loud."

"The pain of regret for Penny Daily is much more painful than the humiliation of failure."